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January 27, 2010

Here’s your traffic ticket, ma’am. Will that be cash, Visa or sex?


 

By David Menzies

What do you get when you cross “Ponch” (Erik Estrada’s character from CHiPs) with Tiger Woods?

It would probably be someone who very much resembles Florida Highway Patrol trooper Wilfredo Bennett.

Alas, Wilfredo apparently fancies himself as a Latin lover. In fact, it’s a shtick he was employing to a somewhat unacceptable extreme with traffic code violators assuming said violators were: A. female; and B. hot. At least one such motorist was given the option of getting out of her traffic ticket… as long as she agreed to hook up with Officer Feel-Good after hours.

Court records show that following a 2008 crash investigation, the 39-year-old Bennett informed Donna Michelle Herbst that he wouldn’t bother showing up for her court date if she contested the ticket.
The catch? She had to make dinner for him. Oh, and Bennett was interested in some dessert, too. Indeed, Herbst told investigators she had sex with Bennett on 20 occasions – sometimes when he was still on duty.

Incredibly, a police officer conducting himself in such a fashion is indeed against the rules when it comes to enforcing the Florida Traffic Code.

Bennett is accused of betraying his oath to uphold the law in return for regular sex. He has pleaded not guilty and faces up to 15 years in prison if convicted.

Apparently, the fatal flaw in Bennett’s leniency-for-sex scheme was the same slip-up that did-in a certain champion golfer recently. In fact, the trooper’s career began to disintegrate in November (about the same time as Tiger’s, incidentally) when Bennett’s suspicious wife called an unknown number on hubby’s cell phone. She introduced herself to Herbst and the two women met. They later confronted Bennett at a business he runs in Kissimmee. You read that right: Kissimmee.

After that little threesome, Bennett’s sex scheme was toast.

Court records show Herbst initially challenged her careless driving tickets days after the crash, which meant Bennett would have to testify against her or the case would be dropped. Naturally, Bennett emailed the court claiming that an injury prevented him from testifying. As such, the case would have to be dismissed if the court date couldn’t be reset. How convenient!

For her part, Herbst testified she called Bennett not out of fear or obligation, but because she actually found him “interesting.” Said Herbst: “He seemed like a cool guy to hang out with.” (Insert laugh track here.)

Ah, such is love. In the final analysis, Herbst developed a case of cold feet and decided to, er, come clean. As for Bennett, he’ll have plenty of free time to contemplate his abuse of authority: the trooper has since been terminated.

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