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June 04, 2012

What a goof! Teen mom leaves baby on car roof

By David Menzies for MSN Autos

Years ago, I recall purchasing a McDonald’s breakfast to go – a large coffee, hotcakes, an Egg McMuffin, hash browns – the whole McNine yards. I had a lot on my mind and hardly anything in my stomach and hadn’t yet woken up to join the Land of the Living Dread. So, it was that I placed the breakfast upon the ivory rooftop of my now-dearly departed Honda CR-X, unlocked the door, slid into the driver’s seat, and slowly motored out of the lot.

What’s wrong with this picture?

The answer came the instant I applied the brakes and an avalanche of food and beverage cascaded down my Honda’s windshield.

It was one of those moments – akin to going ass-over-tea-kettle upon slipping on ice – that despite the pain suffered and the self-realization you’re a clumsy doofus, all you really care about is that nobody actually witnessed the faux pas (pride truly does goeth before a fall, after all.)

But at least my temporary brain cramp only resulted in a lost breakfast. Alas, the rooftop faux pas Catalina Clauser committed was far more dire: the pot-smoking momma drove off with her five-week-old son in a child safety seat placed on her vehicle’s roof.

The baby soon fell off the car in the middle of an intersection; incredibly, the precious cargo was later found unharmed and still strapped into his seat, according to Phoenix Police spokesman James Holmes.
The 19-year-old Mother of the Year candidate, meanwhile, was booked into jail on child abuse and aggravated assault charges. The infant was taken to a local hospital as a precaution and is currently in the custody of state Child Protective Services.

So, how did such a potentially tragic mistake occur? Turns out that Clouser and her boyfriend had been smoking marijuana in a park and left with the toddler to buy beer late on Friday night.

Officers stopped the car and the boyfriend was arrested for suspicion of DUI driving with the baby in a 2000 Ford Focus.

Evidently, Clauser was so upset about her boyfriend’s arrest that she drove to a friend's home and "admittedly smoked one or two additional bowls of marijuana," according to a police spokesman.
Hey don’t we all do that after a traffic violation?

She then left her friend’s house around midnight with the baby asleep in the car seat; for some reason (hallucinations?), the baby was erroneously upon her vehicle’s rooftop.

Clauser apparently didn’t even realize the infant was missing until she arrived home.

The moral of this story: Clauser, judging by her actions, is clearly an unfit mother; and although the pot-heads of the world will protest, yet again we have ample proof why marijuana should not be legalized.

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Justin Couture Justin Couture

Reportedly, the first word to come out of his mouth was "car," and since then it's evolved into a life-long passion. Justin is a fan of passionately engineered vehicles, but in general, loves the industry as much as the cars it produces. Justin is the Assistant Editor of MSN Autos, and manages The Passing Lane.

Mark Atkinson Mark Atkinson

Mark has a decade’s experience driving and writing about thousands of vehicles, and two decades before as an inveterate car nut and race fan. He’s also a first-time father, so you’ll need to excuse the occasional half-awake daddy rant about how his daughter’s car-seat won’t fit.

John LeBlanc John LeBlanc

After a career in advertising and marketing, John decided to turn his jaundiced eye towards the world of cars. Since then, he's become one of Canada's most vociferous critics of the industry, delivering objective analysis of the new car scene.


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